Wiser and Wisest

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Reblogged from offlcer

pride-of-neverland:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

TOO SOON

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Reblogged from lalulutres
boyfriend-repellent:

rucbarwhovian:

maniacmagic:

vast-fantasies:

bad-wolf-no-more:

bloodofthorns1298:

-MUSIC INTENSIFIES-

ting ting ting tingtingtingtingTINGTINGTINGTINGTINGTING

Beethoven did this too, and he was a genius.

beethoven was not a cat

Yes he was

Beethoven was a dog didn’t you see the movies there were like 4

boyfriend-repellent:

rucbarwhovian:

maniacmagic:

vast-fantasies:

bad-wolf-no-more:

bloodofthorns1298:

-MUSIC INTENSIFIES-

ting ting ting tingtingtingtingTINGTINGTINGTINGTINGTING

Beethoven did this too, and he was a genius.

beethoven was not a cat

Yes he was

Beethoven was a dog didn’t you see the movies there were like 4

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diaryofabookgirl:

Beauty and the Beast: East by Edith Pattou; Sun and Moon, Ice and Snow by Jessica Day George; Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley; Cruel Beauty by Rosamund Hodge; Spirited by Nancy Holder; Heart’s Blood by Juliet Marillier; The Princess and the Hound by Mette Ivie Harrison; Stung by Bethany Wiggins; The Hollow Kingdom by Clare B. Dunkle; Beastly by Alex Flinn; Beauty by Robin McKinley; Of Beast and Beauty by Stacey JayThe Little Mermaid: September Girls by Bennett Madison; Fathomless by Jackson Pearce; Monstrous Beauty by Elizabeth Fama; Midnight Pearls by Cameron Dokey; Mermaid: A Twist on a Classic Tale by Carolyn TurgeonCinderella: Just Ella by Margaret Peterson Haddix; Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine; Princess of Glass by Jessica Day George; Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas; If I have A Wicked Stepmother, Where’s My Prince? by Melissa Kantor; Gilded Ashes by Rosamund Hodge; Shadows on the Moon by Zoe Marriott; Cinder by Marissa Meyer; Before Midnight by Cameron Dokey; Ash by Malinda LoRumpelstiltskin: A Curse As Dark As Gold by Elizabeth C. Bunce; Spinners by Donna Jo Napoli; The Crimson Thread by Suzanne WeynThe Frog Prince: Cloaked by Alex Flinn; Enchanted by Alethea Kontis; The Door in the Hedge by Robin McKinley; Water Song by Suzanne WeynThe Snow Queen: Cold Spell by Jackson Pearce; Winter’s Child by Cameron Dokey; Stork by Wendy DelsolLittle Red Riding Hood: Red Riding Hood by Sarah Blakley-Cartwright; Scarlet by Marissa Meyer; The Book of Lost Things by John Connolly; Sisters Red by Jackson Pearce; Scarlet Moon by Debbie Viguié; Dust City by Robert Paul WestonThe Twelve Dancing Princesses: Entwined by Heather Dixon; The Phoenix Dance by Dia Calhoun; The Night Dance by Suzanne Weyn; Princess of the Midnight Ball by Jessica Day George; Wildwood Dancing by Juliet MarillierHansel & Gretel: Sweetly by Jackson Pearce; Bewitching by Alex Flinn; Greta and the Goblin King by Chloe JacobsRapunzel: Bitter Greens by Kate Forsyth; Rapunzel Untangled by Cindy C. Bennett; Towering by Alex Flinn; Cress by Marissa Meyer; Golden by Cameron Dokey; Zel by Donna Jo NapoliSnow White: Beauty by Nancy Ohlin; Snow by Tracy Lynn; The Glass Casket by McCormick Templeman; The Rose and the Beast by Francesca Lia Block; The Serpent’s Shadow by Mercedes Lackey; Nameless by Lili St. Crow; Fairest by Gail Carson Levine; Tender Morsels by Margo Lanagan; Devoured by Amanda MarroneSleeping Beauty: A Kiss in Time by Alex Flinn; Briar Rose by Jane Yolen; Beauty Sleep by Cameron Dokey; Princess of Thorns by Stacey Jay; The Healer’s Apprentice by Melanie Dickerson; Spindle’s End by Robin McKinley; Kill Me Softly by Sarah Cross; A Long, Long Sleep by Anna SheehanThe Great Gatsby: Jake, Reinvented by Gordon Korman; Great by Sara BenincasaPeter Pan: Tiger Lily by Jodi Lynn Anderson; The Child Thief by Brom; Wendy by Karen Wallace; Second Star by Alyssa B. SheinmelAlice In Wonderland: Splintered by A.G. Howard; The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor; Alice in Zombieland by Gena ShowalterFrankenstein: Man Made Boy by Jon Skovron; Clay by David AlmondGris Grimly’s Frankenstein; Hideous Love by Stephanie Hemphill; This Dark Endeavor by Kenneth OppelThe Scarlet Pimpernel: Life After Theft by Aprilynne Pike; Across A Star-Swept Sea by Diana PeterfreundOther: Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige; The Madman’s Daughter by Megan Shepherd; Her Dark Curiosity by Megan Shepherd; Wild by Alex Mallory; The Hollow by Jessica Verday; Railsea by China MiévilleRobin Hood: Scarlet by A.C. Gaughen; Pretty Crooked by Elisa Ludwig; The Outlaws of Sherwood by Robin McKinleyEdgar Allan Poe: Masque of the Red Death by Bethany Griffin; The Fall by Bethany GriffinJane Austen: For Darkness Shows the Stars by Diana Peterfreund; Enthusiasm by Polly Shulman; The Trouble with Flirting by Claire LaZebnik; The Espressologist by Kirstina Springer; The Last Best Kiss by Claire LaZebnik; Prom & Prejudice by Elizabeth Eulberg; Sass & Serendipity by Jennifer Ziegler; Epic Fail by Claire LaZebnikBronte Sisters: Dark Companion by Marta Acosta; Black Spring by Alison Croggon; Withering Tights by Louise Rennison; Catherine by April Lindner; Jane by April LindnerRomeo and Juliet: Saving Juliet by Suzanne Selfors; Still Star-Crossed by Melinda Taub; Arcadia Awakens by Kai Meyer; Juliet Immortal by Stacey Jay; Street Love by Walter Dean Myers; When You Were Mine by Rebecca Serle; The Juliet Club by Suzanne HarperHamlet: Falling for Hamlet by Michelle Ray; Ophelia by Lisa M. Klein; Something Rotten by Alan GratzMacBeth: Enter Three Witches by Caroline B. Cooney; Exposure by Kim Askew and Amy Helmes; Lady Macbeth’s Daughter by Lisa M. KleinTwelfth Night: The Fool’s Girl by Celia Rees; Illyria by Elizabeth HandA Midsummer’s Night Dream: Eyes Like Stars by Lisa Mantchev; A Midsummer Tights Dream by Louise Rennison; Wondrous Strange by Lesley LivingstonAsian mythology: Eon by Alison Goodman; Prophecy by Ellen Oh; Stormdancer by Jay Kristoff; Silver Phoenix by Cindy PonEgyptian mythology: The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan; Sphinx’s Princess by Esther Friesner; Cleopatra’s Moon by Vicky Alvear Shecter; The Chaos of Stars by Kiersten White; Cleopatra Confesses by Carolyn MeyerNorse mythology: Frost by Wendy Delsol; Valkyrie Rising by Ingrid Paulson; The Sea of Trolls by Nancy FarmerGreek/Roman mythology: Quicksilver by Stephanie Spinner; Half-Blood by Jennifer L. Armentrout; Oh My Gods by Tera Lynn Childs; Sweet Venom by Tera Lynn Childs; The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan; Ithaka by Adele Geras; Antigoddess by Kendare BlakeHades and Persephone mythology: The Goddess Test by Aimee Carter; Everneath by Brodi Ashton; Abandon by Meg Cabot; Solstice by PJ Hoover; Radiant Darkness by Emily Whitman; Falling Under by Gwen HayesCupid/Psyche mythology: Psyche in a Dress by Francesca Lia Block; Destined by Jessie HarrellHelen of Troy: Nobody’s Princess by Esther Friesner; Starcrossed by Josephine Angelini; Goddess of Yesterday by Caroline B. Cooney

diaryofabookgirl:

Beauty and the Beast: East by Edith Pattou; Sun and Moon, Ice and Snow by Jessica Day George; Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley; Cruel Beauty by Rosamund Hodge; Spirited by Nancy Holder; Heart’s Blood by Juliet Marillier; The Princess and the Hound by Mette Ivie Harrison; Stung by Bethany Wiggins; The Hollow Kingdom by Clare B. Dunkle; Beastly by Alex Flinn; Beauty by Robin McKinley; Of Beast and Beauty by Stacey Jay

The Little Mermaid: September Girls by Bennett Madison; Fathomless by Jackson Pearce; Monstrous Beauty by Elizabeth Fama; Midnight Pearls by Cameron Dokey; Mermaid: A Twist on a Classic Tale by Carolyn Turgeon

Cinderella: Just Ella by Margaret Peterson Haddix; Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine; Princess of Glass by Jessica Day George; Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas; If I have A Wicked Stepmother, Where’s My Prince? by Melissa Kantor; Gilded Ashes by Rosamund Hodge; Shadows on the Moon by Zoe Marriott; Cinder by Marissa Meyer; Before Midnight by Cameron Dokey; Ash by Malinda Lo

Rumpelstiltskin: A Curse As Dark As Gold by Elizabeth C. Bunce; Spinners by Donna Jo Napoli; The Crimson Thread by Suzanne Weyn

The Frog Prince: Cloaked by Alex Flinn; Enchanted by Alethea Kontis; The Door in the Hedge by Robin McKinley; Water Song by Suzanne Weyn

The Snow Queen: Cold Spell by Jackson Pearce; Winter’s Child by Cameron Dokey; Stork by Wendy Delsol

Little Red Riding Hood: Red Riding Hood by Sarah Blakley-Cartwright; Scarlet by Marissa Meyer; The Book of Lost Things by John Connolly; Sisters Red by Jackson Pearce; Scarlet Moon by Debbie Viguié; Dust City by Robert Paul Weston

The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Entwined by Heather Dixon; The Phoenix Dance by Dia Calhoun; The Night Dance by Suzanne Weyn; Princess of the Midnight Ball by Jessica Day George; Wildwood Dancing by Juliet Marillier

Hansel & Gretel: Sweetly by Jackson Pearce; Bewitching by Alex Flinn; Greta and the Goblin King by Chloe Jacobs

Rapunzel: Bitter Greens by Kate Forsyth; Rapunzel Untangled by Cindy C. Bennett; Towering by Alex Flinn; Cress by Marissa Meyer; Golden by Cameron Dokey; Zel by Donna Jo Napoli

Snow White: Beauty by Nancy Ohlin; Snow by Tracy Lynn; The Glass Casket by McCormick Templeman; The Rose and the Beast by Francesca Lia Block; The Serpent’s Shadow by Mercedes Lackey; Nameless by Lili St. Crow; Fairest by Gail Carson Levine; Tender Morsels by Margo Lanagan; Devoured by Amanda Marrone

Sleeping Beauty: A Kiss in Time by Alex Flinn; Briar Rose by Jane Yolen; Beauty Sleep by Cameron Dokey; Princess of Thorns by Stacey Jay; The Healer’s Apprentice by Melanie Dickerson; Spindle’s End by Robin McKinley; Kill Me Softly by Sarah Cross; A Long, Long Sleep by Anna Sheehan

The Great Gatsby: Jake, Reinvented by Gordon Korman; Great by Sara Benincasa

Peter Pan: Tiger Lily by Jodi Lynn Anderson; The Child Thief by Brom; Wendy by Karen Wallace; Second Star by Alyssa B. Sheinmel

Alice In Wonderland: Splintered by A.G. Howard; The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor; Alice in Zombieland by Gena Showalter

Frankenstein: Man Made Boy by Jon Skovron; Clay by David Almond
Gris Grimly’s Frankenstein; Hideous Love by Stephanie Hemphill; This Dark Endeavor by Kenneth Oppel

The Scarlet Pimpernel: Life After Theft by Aprilynne Pike; Across A Star-Swept Sea by Diana Peterfreund

Other: Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige; The Madman’s Daughter by Megan Shepherd; Her Dark Curiosity by Megan Shepherd; Wild by Alex Mallory; The Hollow by Jessica Verday; Railsea by China Miéville

Robin Hood: Scarlet by A.C. Gaughen; Pretty Crooked by Elisa Ludwig; The Outlaws of Sherwood by Robin McKinley

Edgar Allan Poe: Masque of the Red Death by Bethany Griffin; The Fall by Bethany Griffin

Jane Austen: For Darkness Shows the Stars by Diana Peterfreund; Enthusiasm by Polly Shulman; The Trouble with Flirting by Claire LaZebnik; The Espressologist by Kirstina Springer; The Last Best Kiss by Claire LaZebnik; Prom & Prejudice by Elizabeth Eulberg; Sass & Serendipity by Jennifer Ziegler; Epic Fail by Claire LaZebnik

Bronte Sisters: Dark Companion by Marta Acosta; Black Spring by Alison Croggon; Withering Tights by Louise Rennison; Catherine by April Lindner; Jane by April Lindner

Romeo and Juliet: Saving Juliet by Suzanne Selfors; Still Star-Crossed by Melinda Taub; Arcadia Awakens by Kai Meyer; Juliet Immortal by Stacey Jay; Street Love by Walter Dean Myers; When You Were Mine by Rebecca Serle; The Juliet Club by Suzanne Harper

Hamlet: Falling for Hamlet by Michelle Ray; Ophelia by Lisa M. Klein; Something Rotten by Alan Gratz

MacBeth: Enter Three Witches by Caroline B. Cooney; Exposure by Kim Askew and Amy Helmes; Lady Macbeth’s Daughter by Lisa M. Klein

Twelfth Night: The Fool’s Girl by Celia Rees; Illyria by Elizabeth Hand

A Midsummer’s Night Dream: Eyes Like Stars by Lisa Mantchev; A Midsummer Tights Dream by Louise Rennison; Wondrous Strange by Lesley Livingston

Asian mythology: Eon by Alison Goodman; Prophecy by Ellen Oh; Stormdancer by Jay Kristoff; Silver Phoenix by Cindy Pon

Egyptian mythology: The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan; Sphinx’s Princess by Esther Friesner; Cleopatra’s Moon by Vicky Alvear Shecter; The Chaos of Stars by Kiersten White; Cleopatra Confesses by Carolyn Meyer

Norse mythology: Frost by Wendy Delsol; Valkyrie Rising by Ingrid Paulson; The Sea of Trolls by Nancy Farmer

Greek/Roman mythology: Quicksilver by Stephanie Spinner; Half-Blood by Jennifer L. Armentrout; Oh My Gods by Tera Lynn Childs; Sweet Venom by Tera Lynn Childs; The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan; Ithaka by Adele Geras; Antigoddess by Kendare Blake

Hades and Persephone mythology: The Goddess Test by Aimee Carter; Everneath by Brodi Ashton; Abandon by Meg Cabot; Solstice by PJ Hoover; Radiant Darkness by Emily Whitman; Falling Under by Gwen Hayes

Cupid/Psyche mythology: Psyche in a Dress by Francesca Lia Block; Destined by Jessie Harrell

Helen of Troy: Nobody’s Princess by Esther Friesner; Starcrossed by Josephine Angelini; Goddess of Yesterday by Caroline B. Cooney

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Reblogged from bromar-deactivated20130912
mukurohikusaba:

Protect the pepis

Yes, protect the pepis. The pepis is important. The pepis.

mukurohikusaba:

Protect the pepis

Yes, protect the pepis. The pepis is important. The pepis.

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Reblogged from howitzerliterarysociety
Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)

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The Young Justice Girls Cameos in Scooby-Doo! Wrestlemania Mystery

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Reblogged from owning-my-truth

strongblackbrotha:

Yes I did reblog this 6 times. Your lucky if this isn’t on your dash everyday.

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Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton

durnesque-esque:

tempeh-princess:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Have you heard of Ban Bossy? It’s the new initiative from Lean In and the Girl Scouts that’s trying to ban “bossy” and similar words that are used to bring down girls that are ambitious, take risks, and speak up. By changing the way we treat girls who lead, hopefully our generation will someday see more women in leadership roles. 

You can watch the 1:00 video with Beyonce, Jane Lynch, Condeleeza Rice, and Jennifer Garner here, or visit the Ban Bossy website

don’t read the youtube comments on this.

I am so in favor of this, because there comes a point when the girl who’s been called “bossy” starts being called “bitch” and it’s unacceptable.

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Reblogged from pottergenes

tistheseasontokilljily:

harrypottersdeadmum:

no i will never get over harry naming his child after snape

never

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can i love you forever?

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Reblogged from quitethevesselyoucaptainswan

quitethevesselyoucaptainswan:

I couldn’t help myself.

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Reblogged from annabethchese

annabethchese:

Favourite fictional ladiesAnnabeth Chase (PJO / HOO)

“I’ve been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain,” she said. “Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you’re going to save the world, I’m the best person to keep you from messing up.”

Art credits: x x x x x x x x x

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Reblogged from thugburrito-deactivated20130721
mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

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Reblogged from yzma

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

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